At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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