Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
organizing the empties. That sober.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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