ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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