I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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