That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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