Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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