She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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