that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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