oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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