it wasn't lemon gatorade
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
