At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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