Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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