I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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