How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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