And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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