i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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