We're like a lot better than the average bears
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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