nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
The Olympian is in my bed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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