Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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