As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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