meet me or not, i'm out of control
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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