just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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