her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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