I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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