Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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