I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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