its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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