white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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