scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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