we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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