chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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