yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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