I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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