i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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