Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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