She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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