Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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