No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
