I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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