Where is the hickey?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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