god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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