You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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