He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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