Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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