We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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