I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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