He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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