someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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