I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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