Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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